11 months ago on 18 June 2011 @ 2:31am + 44 notes
# 2011

“There are plenty of positives to being married to me. I just can’t think of any of them right now..”

1 year ago on 17 May 2011 @ 4:11pm + 141 notes
# 2011

My Bossypants book signed by Tina Fey.

I’m dead. This is a zombie blogging. 

1 year ago on 8 April 2011 @ 6:48pm + 88 notes
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# 2011
# God

The Mother's Prayer for Its Daughter

kyliekylie:

First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.

May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.

When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember…