11 months ago on 18 June 2011 @ 2:31am + 44 notes
# 2011

“There are plenty of positives to being married to me. I just can’t think of any of them right now..”

1 year ago on 17 May 2011 @ 4:11pm + 141 notes
# 2011
1 year ago on 17 May 2011 @ 3:43pm + 60 notes
# SNL
# 2011
1 year ago on 25 April 2011 @ 6:38pm + 33 notes
# 2011

Tina Fey in 2011

1 year ago on 8 April 2011 @ 6:48pm + 88 notes
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# 2011
# God

The Mother's Prayer for Its Daughter

kyliekylie:

First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.

May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty.

When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember…

1 year ago on 14 March 2011 @ 3:08pm + 39 notes
# 2011
1 year ago on 4 February 2011 @ 3:09pm + 9 notes
# 2011